Always, always I hear “Money doesn’t buy happiness”.
But you know what the damn thing is?
When I walk through poor areas the poor beg me for money.
I’m so confused, I thought money was evil, poor people are happy because money doesn’t buy happiness…
So why the heck do they beg me for pennies?
You know what a poor person said to me one time?
“Rich people can eat the meat. Poor people will just eat the little meat left on the bone after the rich person is finished.”
If money doesn’t buy happiness, well, I hope my leftover bones will buy you happiness.