I can’t even take out time to clip my toenails. I’m too busy!
I’ve been showering wish dish soap because I can’t be bothered to break my focus and drive to the store.
Dealing with any paperwork is the same as doing nothing. I’ll never do it!
I’ll wait months to make a phone call but I could tell my secretary to do it instantly.
I understand fully why busy men, real men, use secretaries. It’s impossible not to!
I’m not joking! I’m hiring a secretary to make my life better.